May 8, 2008

Week In Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 3:25 pm

File under Week 19 of 2008 (once again business requires an early WIR)

A sure sign of Spring

The worst weather, hands down, and the worst news of the week of the week goes to Myanmar (fka: Burma). Wow. Even though they are a bunch of militarily run junta bastards, I feel for them all. One million people homeless. Over 100,000 likely dead. And they apparently don’t want help. Double wow. This tragedy also provides a “duh” headline this week (dangitall, they changed this one on me, it used to say: “Tragedy in Myanmar Could be a Major Disaster”, italics mine).


Chile had it’s own little natural display of Mother Earth’s power:

Last week’s Fucktard of the week is getting more strange and horrific with each passing day. What a piece of shit this dude is. I think Austria has some explaining to do as well for not immediately flushing him off the planet.
This week we have the following nominees:
Michael Louis Vondueren, who was found with 300 dead cats in his freezer in Sacramento. 300 dead cats? OMG.
This unnamed German woman (look under News of Doom) who was discovered to have three, count ‘em three dead babies in her freezer. What is it with Fucktards and freezers this week?
Rosie O’Donnell, who now agrees with Rev. Wrong. Nuf Said. I don’t think they make freezers big enough for Rosie and the Rev. Wrong.
Wayne Nelson Corliss who was the target of a world wide man hunt this week. They caught him. He played Santa. Isn’t that nice? He and Old Man Fritzl should be locked away in a secret cellar with a bunch of frozen dead cats and Rosie O’Donnell for the rest of eternity.

Whaddya think about this guy who ordered up a PBR coffin? I’d like Sam Adams Light please even though for years Budweiser was my brand of choice and frankly might make a more attractive coffin.

Are honey bees disappearing where you are? This could be a major disaster in the works. Are cell phones to blame?

Would you participate in Naked Fridays instead of casual Fridays?

I did not understand this headline until I read the story and realized it was a typo. I hope they have not fixed it.

From FARK was this story about a Ferris Buehler wannabe. Also on FARK was this story about a guy who flipped his car on the interstate. Check out the ironic T-shirt…

Speaking of irony, how about this cop who shot himself whilst demonstrating gun safety? Well done sir.

Happy healthy weekends to all.

Off the beaten path in CT

Can’t find any history regarding this stone castle deep within a CT state forest.


A German court ruled Wednesday that a Muslim student cannot skip co-ed swimming lessons because her religion prohibits form-fitting clothes that do not cover her body, The Local reported.

The 12-year-old girl’s parents sued a school the northern city of Remscheid after it refused to let the girl skip the lessons. The court sided with the school, saying that the state’s responsibility to educate the girl outweighed an infringement on her religious freedom.




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