February 10, 2016

New Hampshire has spoken

Yesterday, it was New Hampshire’s turn in the every-4th-year-spot-light. Normally, they are a meaningless state with very little to offer the rest of the world. I hear it is lovely in other times of the year. However, on Fat Tuesday 2016, it was cold and snowy and the voters clearly stated that they are fed up with the status quo and they want something different. The Donald and The Bern won hands down. I don’t know if that is a good thing or a bad thing, but I am sure that Hilleroid is in pain again today. Rand Paul, Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum all got votes and they weren’t running. Kasich came in second and Ted “Not Tom” Cruz, Jebidiah Shrub and Marco “The Bot” Rubio all basically tied for third. It looks like NJ Gov Chris “Big Boy” Christie will be bowing out of the race and returning to a buffet in Newark immediately. Fiorina and Carson may have seen their last campaign stops too.

Now it gets good. South Carolina and Nevada are next. The big political families (i.e.: Bush and Clinton) have a bit of an advantage in that they have more money and are better organized. They kinda know how this works and have been here before. Can you say SuperPac? Jebidiah even has his mother out barking for him and that is a good thing. He is still my guy, despite rather abysmal showings in Iowa and NH. I still like the idea of a Bush/Rubio ticket. I think the electorate is going to grow tired of xenophobic ranting and raving. I think we are not ready for Sanders (“Don’t call me Colonel”) and his democratic socialism (whatever the fuck that is). I like what he has to say for the most part but I am just not a fan of redistribution of wealth to the proletariat because that is communism. The Donald just doesn’t have the suave interpersonal skills and sage wisdom to be elected. I could be wrong and the stupid hippies of NH certainly didn’t agree.

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June 19, 2013

Is “Climate Change” changing again?

On Saturday something very important happened. China Translated their 1,200-Page Rebuttal refuting the concept (and science) of the Climate Change Agenda. Chinese scientists have strived to distance their selves from the Government structure (Scientists are scientists) and this study is lauded as more validity to the growing support to this position on the shifting climate. It is not logical to state that humans are the cause of “climate change”. Out of the 4.567 BILLION years of earth’s existence you are going to tell me that since the industrial revolution that began in the in the 1700’s (being generous) humans have polluted the earth so badly that it has actually had any significant effect on the atmosphere. That’s .000000001125% of the Earth’s span. It would more logical to blame ALL flatulant animals than one species- yet I doubt that the cause is there at all. “Climate Change” as Al Gore defines it DOES NOT EXIST. Out of 4.5+ BILLION years don’t ya think it’s impossible to even establish solid baseline on what the actual weather patterns have been for even half of that? We need to take Politics and Big Business out of science IMO- this is ALL MO BTW.

As a LOL to this who thing the scientists have taken the “hit a wall- turn left” approach to pollution. Now it is the source of AUTISM!!!!

As long as there is profit in “green” alternatives, these studies will be funded.  It’s only logical…..

Even bearded Spock agrees….

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June 4, 2013


If Nixon and Carter made a baby…oh wait it appears they did.   Hold on- at least Nixon ended Vietnam and Carter got Egypt and Isreal* to quit killing each other. It appears the Politburo was resurrected…..



*I believe “Obamacare” will be a mere stick figure of it’s original incarnation when it’s done.

January 21, 2011

They say it’s your birthday…

John Farmer is 49. How the hell did he survive THIS long? The World Wonders…

December 24, 2010

Merry, Happy to all!

The Naughty Santa Monkey strikes again!

August 9, 2010

Seriously, I’m not a big fan of country music

Ok, I didn’t post anything about this here, but if you have been following me on fagbook, then this is old news.

When I explain the title of this piece will make sense. You will all remember that I recently had hip replacement surgery. Well, I was released from the Hospital on Friday July,16. That Monday, the 19th, after returning from my doctor’s office, UziQ and I heard a knock on the door.

It was my land lady.

We have been living in this lady’s basement apartment for what will be three years on Aug. 20. She has been an awesome landlady and we have had an excellent relationship the whole time. She comes in, sits down and proceeds to tell us that the Police had just been by to inform her that she has 30 days to get us out of her house. Apparently this neighborhood is zoned as “single-family dwelling units”, and our arrangement is illegal. Uzi flips out and I do too (just on the inside). It seems that someone had been writing letters to City Hall informing them of the situation. Note here that in the nearly three years we have been here, there have been no incidents what-so-ever drawing attention (except one time where we called 911 because I was having some scary symptoms around March) to Uzi and I being down here. In the passing days it seems that the “Biker types” who moved in next door last year had attracted some attention to some questionable activities going on over there. It was they who fired off the e-mails, I guess, hoping to deflect attention from the authorities or whatever.

So there we sat with 30 days to vacate the premises and zero $ in the bank and almost $60,000 in medical bills. Uzi and I had gone bankrupt 3 years ago therefore our credit is uckfayed (pig-latin). In fact we were uckfayed royally.

With the help of family, we were able to secure a one bedroom apartment in a very nice complex. We take possession this morning at approx, 10:30 a.m. Central.

Last week was even hairier. We had to put our Collie of 15 years, Khan down. We have had him since he was one month old. He was a Christmas gift from my Brother-In-Law who literally found him in a shoe box on the shoulder of an Interstate. Since Uzi and I are childless, he was our surrogate kid. We’re still getting over that.

Oh yeah the starter went out on my truck last week too. Talk about shitty timing. But things are working out, I am getting healthier and I have incredible friends, family and a wife that is incomparable in my opinion.

So you can see why I titled this post as I did. It reads as a bad country song.

Well at least my grandmother didn’t get paroled. That would have been too much.

April 9, 2010


March 21, 2010


Well, they got what they wanted.  The health care bill has passed (like a kidney stone).

April 10, 2009

just HORSING around

Jorsabeck aka The George Guy is now the proud owner of a HORSE!


His name is Lee.

Drop by in a year and a half and I MIGHT let you ride him [wink]!

A new photo for some scale.

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